The Cat the Quantum and the Cat-astrophe

<p>What do you get when you cross a quantum-fluctuating housecat a mythological database meltdown and a motivational quote epidemic?</p><p>Eliot 9 isn't your average cat. He's part deity part software glitch and entirely too opinionated for a cosmic being. One moment he's lounging across dimensions the next he's buffering reality itself with the grace of a cat meme caught in a data storm.</p><p>When a tea-sipping kombucha-wielding Granny Loop accidentally reboots the Mythosphere-the cosmic database of all ancient stories-chaos breaks loose across the multiverse. Suddenly Vikings are pitching start-ups in Silicon Valley Anubis is running HR and dragons are lawyering up for copyright violations. Worst of all? A mysterious software entity known as The Patch is rewriting ancient myths into chirpy motivational slogans turning epics into Instagram captions.</p><p>Eliot along with a punctuation mark named Interrobango! a shapeshifter who can only turn into things no one's ever imagined (usually inconveniently) and a council of forgotten folklore beings must navigate overthinking zones obsolete meme realms and existential black holes to stop the universe from being overwritten by inspirational posters.</p><p>Expect:</p><ul><li>Metaphysical meows</li><li>Self-aware satire</li><li>Weaponized irony</li><li>Heroic punctuation</li><li>And a surprising number of tuna jokes</li></ul><p>Can a cosmic cat save the universe from being optimized to death? Or will everything become a soulless blend of buzzwords and branding?</p><p>The Cat the Quantum and the Cat-astrophe is a genre-defying sci-fi comedy about narrative entropy cosmic bureaucracy and the beautiful absurdity of stories that refuse to behave.</p>