The Chef Who Cooked Up a Catastrophe

<p><em>The Grotty Spoon</em> is not what you'd call a normal restaurant.</p><p><br></p><p>- The food is revolting</p><p>- The service is slow</p><p>- The chairs are uncomfortable</p><p>- The toilets are infested</p><p>- The dishwasher is a Yak called Fee Fee</p><p>- Every night something goes disastrously wrong in the kitchen</p><p>- And it's a holiday hotspot for jet-setting bacteria</p><p><br></p><p>Mr Sprout the cruel owner and talentless Head Chef is as cold-hearted as a dead lizard. He'll do anything to win a Golden Placemat Award. So when Mr Sprout goes looking for a Yumma Yum Bird the Trainee Chef attempts to make a deadly curry and Pierre the waiter is left to entertain the Awards Inspector a recipe for disaster begins to bubble that will undoubtedly end with a gloriously gross BANG!!! (But on the bright side the E-coli Family will have a delightful holiday).</p><p><br></p><p>This grotty book self-illustrated with over thirty pencil drawings is hands down the grottiest story ever told! If you enjoyed Roald Dahl's <em>The Twits </em>or David Walliams' <em>Mr Stink</em> you'll love <em>The Chef Who Cooked Up a Catastrophe.</em></p>