The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal

Hey folks. My name is Bob Barnem and Im a chronic suicidal.Do you ever get that itch? And Im not talking about something that can be treated with a cream or powder.You dont follow? All right say youre driving down the highway. Have you ever just had a sudden urge to jump out of the car? Or maybe play intimately with traffic? In short have you ever felt a desire for the thrill of suicide without the consequence of death?This is a tale about my various ways of suicide and encountering a bizarre knife some phantom creatures and being a hero--sometimes.Things are about to get really exciting for both of us.Some itches just need to be scratched.