The Clog of Doom

<p>The Clog of Doom: A Gassy Adventure</p><p> </p><p>Leo has a problem. It's not homework and it's not his mean older sister. It's his body. His stomach rumbles so loud it sounds like a thunderstorm in a tin can and his bladder has the worst timing in the history of the world. He's pretty sure he's been cursed.</p><p>But when students start vanishing from the school bathrooms Leo realizes his curse might actually be a superpower. He's the only one who can hear it-a deep monstrous gurgling coming from the school's pipes. A grotesque gelatinous beast made of forgotten school lunches and discarded gum has been lurking in the shadows and it's hungry for more.</p><p>This is The Clog of Doom and it's getting angrier by the minute.</p><p>Now Leo and his two best friends armed with a few really bad jokes and a symphony of disgusting body noises must venture into the school's slimy underbelly for a final messy showdown. Can they make a monster made of pure rage laugh itself to pieces before the whole school gets flushed?</p><p>Get ready for the grossest funniest and most terrifying adventure you've ever read. It's an adventure filled with gooey monsters belly laughs and a whole lot of really really bad puns.</p><p>The Clog of Doom is a laugh-out-loud mystery that proves a stinky situation can always be a hilarious good time.</p>