The Coalition Of Confused Criminals Is The Real-Life Punch Line Of So A Cryptozoologist His Narcissistic Girlfriend And A Preacher Walk Into A Bar . . . Kind Of. Oscar And Elise Have A Problem. And It'S The Same Problem As The Rest Of The World: They Need More Money. The Solution? Convincing A Preacher To Dabble In The Tiniest Bit Of Fraud. The Only Thing Worse Than The Ill-Conceived Plan Is Its Execution. When They Inadvertently Involve A Dim-Witted Transient Things Get Even Stranger. What Starts Off As A Virtually Victimless Crime Quickly Evolves Into A Cluster Of Misdeeds Untruths And An Impressive List Of Felonies. There Is No Moral To This Story.