The Cognitive Dissonance Survival Guide

<p><strong>he Cognitive Dissonance Survival Guide: How to Hold Two Contradictory Beliefs Without Your Brain Exploding</strong> is the book humanity didn't ask for-but desperately needs. If you've ever said I'm totally committed to fitness while eating a donut the size of your head... congratulations you're already fluent in cognitive dissonance. This guide simply helps you <em>master</em> it.</p><p>Inside you'll learn how to navigate life's most common contradictions with grace style and only mild psychological damage. Discover why your brain would rather set itself on fire than admit you were wrong. Marvel at how governments maintain Olympic-level mental gymnastics. Cheer as economists explain yesterday perfectly while mangling tomorrow. Applaud citizens everywhere for believing two impossible things before breakfast. And of course admire yourself-the true grandmaster-for simultaneously loving and hating social media.</p><p>Through satire science-ish explanations and the kind of self-awareness that hurts a little this micro book teaches you how to spot celebrate and weaponize cognitive dissonance. Because if you can't beat your contradictions you might as well enjoy them.</p><p>If your brain makes you say This book is exactly what I didn't know I definitely needed don't worry-you're already practicing. Welcome to the club.</p>