The Color Tan

<p><em>The Color Tan</em> chronicles Patricia Marie Krentcil's odyssey from Pale Girl to beloved Tan Mom who is known around the world today. Patricia's candid in-depth view of her time before and after becoming the world's foremost tanning celebrity will give readers <em>her</em> perspective as she unveils who Tan Mom really is beneath all that bronzer. The one and only Tan Mom invites her fans to take a look at her life through <em>her</em> eyelash extensions with this unvarnished picture of the tannest woman to ever grace the airwaves.<br><br>She's more than just a Wack Packer. She's more than just the embodiment of the color burnt umber. She's more than just a chart-topping musical phenom. She's more than just a reality TV star who is always at odds with porn stars. She's Tan Mom and she's here to set the record straight like only Tan Mom can.<br><br>It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of good skin must be in want of a tan. In <em>The Color Tan</em> Patricia gives us a raw behind-the-scenes look--which may or may not be entirely factual--at the true cost of that SPF-free lifestyle which led to her becoming the iconic superstar she is today.</p>