COMPLETE A**HOLE'S GUIDE TO HANDLIN

A parody relationship book about how misogynistic men can attract and dominate women on their terms.Congratulations man! By picking up The Complete A**hole''s Guide to Handling Chicks you are just pages away from finally understanding:- How a five-dollar date can get you laid- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack- Where you''ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand and how to get rid of the chick the next morning- How to trick a woman into thinking you''re classy even if you have holes in your underwear- Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends and how to finally stop these evil creatures- How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave- How to watch six hours of football put the moves on your neighbor''s hot daughter and leave the toilet seat up in the same day- And much moreUnlike all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market The Complete A**hole''s Guide to Handling Chicks is about controlling the women in your life and never having to say you''re sorry . . . EVER AGAIN! We''ll show you how women can be manipulated frustrated and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man''s life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind we''ll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole no matter how many times they get burned.So grab a six-pack order a pizza and get your hand out of your pants because you''re about to read the most perverse sadistic and hysterical relationship book ever written.