The Conscience of the C.O.D.

<p><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>We've all had bad days but nothing compares to Trip Torrent's. PR director of the luxury cruise ship </span><em style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>Climax of Dreams</em><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)> he awakens to the discovery that the ship's owners have donated it to house 4000 squabbling refugees. Then at a celebrity-glutted fundraiser it gets hijacked. And that's only the beginning! Torrent's reluctant sea voyage includes seminude female commandos a secret stash of special ops weapons a billion-dollar cloud of money a kidnapped tech guru a ship navigation system with a dangerous stutter a soccer match haunted by Navy drones and fighter jets a faded comic whose skills at mimicry could save or sink the ship an unexpected global fashion craze a double-dealing repairman and a whopping big hurricane. Even his attempts at romance are interrupted-by the synthetic charms of a robot bartender with a bit too much charisma! What will blow up first: his career his relationship or the ship?</span></p>