The Cosmic Custodian

<p>Brian Mopton lived and died by a simple creed: a place for everything and everything in its place. So when he was resurrected as the sentient starship <em>Custodian Vessel 734</em> he was horrified to learn his new eternal job was to clean up the entire universe.</p><p>Armed with a crew of his own slightly-defective clones-a cynical detective a hyperactive engineer and a bureaucrat who communicates exclusively in triplicate-and a reality-bending boy who's their newest apprentice Brian tackles the cosmos's most inconvenient spills from misplaced socks to misfiled solar flares.</p><p>But a new threat has emerged from the void: the anti-custodians a terrifying force of absolute tidiness dedicated to erasing every colorful chaotic and beautiful story from existence leaving nothing but a perfect sterile gray.</p><p>Faced with an enemy that hates messes Brian and his team must embrace a new terrifying directive: creative vandalism. They become a bookmobile for the cosmos traveling to the quietest corners of the universe not to clean but to make a glorious joyful mess.</p><p><em>The Cosmic Custodian</em> is a hilarious and heartfelt adventure for anyone who believes that the universe is a beautiful chaotic place and that sometimes the only way to save it is to spill a little paint play some loud music and leave things a little messier than you found them.</p>