The Curious Adventures of Christian Carrick-Bentley

<p>FOLLOW our intrepid adventurer from imprisonment in a mystery Central American prison for what crime he has no idea to tracking down his sexually violent and deranged nemesis Bessie MacTavish.<br>FEEL his anguish as he fails in his attempts to return home to his beloved.<br>TREAT with total disregard his frequently abortive missions around the world as he is tricked into working for the CIA (Cigar Import Advisory).<br>WONDER at his growing menagerie of genetically altered pets.<br>And REALISE that you actually want to own a toad that tastes of lemon!</p>