The Curse of King Toot

<p><strong>Fifth grade is a royal pain in my butt.</strong></p><p> </p><p>My one wish for the first day of school was to make friends with the cool kids.</p><p> </p><p>Instead I knocked over a priceless museum artifact ate three-thousand-year-old cheese and got cursed. If I can't break that curse I'm stuck serving an ancient Egyptian King forever!</p><p> </p><p>My name is John and my farts summon King Tut's ghost. This is my story.</p><p><br></p>