The Dali Deception

<p><strong>Dark funny effortlessly cool & utterly thrilling.</strong> Join Violet Winters as she pulls the heist of her life. Will she succeed or will she end up dead?</p><p>For <strong>one-woman crimewave</strong> Violet Winters <strong>stealing is as natural as breathing</strong>. When she's offered the <strong>heist of a lifetime</strong> she barely hesitates before agreeing.</p><p>Unfortunately taking this job means returning to the city she once called home. And Kilchester is a city so rotten it hasn't just spoiled the whole barrel it's turned the contents to cider and sold it to schoolchildren.</p><p>Which can mean only one thing... a smorgasbord of trouble.</p><p>Violet's plan to steal a priceless masterpiece is... in her own words... 'a masterpiece' but can her crack team of misfits and ne'er do-wells use their diversely nefarious skills to bag the booty before the wheels come off?</p><p>Will they fall victim to Kilchester's finest vertically-challenged psychopath Violet's vengeful yet strangely-magnetic ex-lover or just the general human cack-handedness that accompanies all truly brilliant plans?</p><h4>Eat. Sleep. Steal. Repeat.</h4><p><strong>Slick funny and surreal</strong> this fast-paced thriller will grab you by the scruff of the neck and hurl you into a criminal world like no other.</p>