The Dali Deception

Dark funny effortlessly cool & utterly thrilling. Join Violet Winters as she pulls the heist of her life. Will she succeed or will she end up dead?For one-woman crimewave Violet Winters stealing is as natural as breathing. When shes offered the heist of a lifetime she barely hesitates before agreeing.Unfortunately taking this job means returning to the city she once called home. And Kilchester is a city so rotten it hasnt just spoiled the whole barrel its turned the contents to cider and sold it to schoolchildren.Which can mean only one thing... a smorgasbord of trouble.Violets plan to steal a priceless masterpiece is... in her own words... a masterpiece but can her crack team of misfits and neer do-wells use their diversely nefarious skills to bag the booty before the wheels come off?Will they fall victim to Kilchesters finest vertically-challenged psychopath Violets vengeful yet strangely-magnetic ex-lover or just the general human cack-handedness that accompanies all truly brilliant plans?Eat. Sleep. Steal. Repeat.Slick funny and surreal this fast-paced thriller will grab you by the scruff of the neck and hurl you into a criminal world like no other.