The Dao of Doug 2

<p>Do you have a car? </p><p>Yes I do and you're sitting in it! Today's car number is 5481. I get a new car everyday and I can hold up to fifty people at once! I get to take you where you want to go and get paid to do it. I don't have to worry about parking because it is free. I don't have to pay for gas because this car uses free city hydroelectric power. I have a camera to send a bill to someone blocking my parking space. If there is any trouble help can be here in three minutes. I sold my truck when I moved here and I haven't had to pay for tires batteries gas parking or insurance. My employer is my insurance company. The money is coming in not going out. I am kind of like the ultimate in ride share without any carbon emission!</p>