The Dark Lord's Assistant

<p><strong>Golgoth wants to conquer the kitchen. The Guild wants him to conquer the world.</strong></p><p>Being a Dark Lord is hard work. The hours are long the cape chafes and the screaming villagers ruin the ambiance.</p><p>Golgoth the World Strangler is bad at being bad. He's much better at roasting chicken than roasting heroes. But when the Agency sends him Wenlic-a sharp-tongued assistant with a mysterious past-his quiet life of culinary escapism is over.</p><p>Now caught between a corporate evil empire and a past that won't stay buried the green-skinned giant and his tiny assistant must team up to save their skins.</p><p><strong>Douglas Adams meets Shrek in this hilarious fantasy adventure about finding your passion fighting the system and cooking the perfect dinner.</strong></p>