The Day Job Survival Handbook

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Congrats! And... condolences.</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> You're about to embark on the thrilling adventure of white-collar life: endless emails relentless </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>calendar invites</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> and the slow drip of lukewarm coffee straight into your soul. Today you're bright-eyed and eager tomorrow you're a hollowed-out husk who once dreamed of meaning.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>That's where </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The Day Job Survival Handbook</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> comes in. Having slogged through a parade of gigs Matt Visconage (UCB The Onion) has built up the skills-and yes the bandwidth-to help you endure the work-life balance where work </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>is</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> life and life </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>is</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> work. Packed with tricks to decode office absurdities this is your only shield against the humiliations of steady employment.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Welcome to cubicle country: a land of passive-aggressive Post-its meetings-that-should've-been-emails and the quiet horror of free cake in the break room.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The Day Job Survival Handbook</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>  arms you with the wit wisdom and mild rebellion you'll need to navigate the corporate jungle-and maybe even survive it.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Grab your coffee grit your teeth-let's circle back.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p>