The Day of the Ferret

<p><em>This book was published in November 2021 years before the attempted assassination of Trump in Butler PA.. Writing it was my antidote to the misery of the pandemic and I was delighted when it hit Amazon's top spot in Political Humor. Lampooning the powerful is a sacred freedom of we English-speaking people and here I celebrate it. Given the events of July 14 2024 the cover image may make some uncomfortable and mislead others concerning the book's content. But rest assured as one 5-star reviewer noted... </em><strong><em>No oranges were harmed in the making of this book. Lol.</em></strong><em></em> <strong>Michael Woodman July 2024</strong>.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>To entrap an old flame who's trying to kill him and boost his poll ratings at the same time an embattled US President Secret Service codename Horndog sets up a fake assassination targeting himself.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>It's a genius plan so long as it fails. Should the assassination succeed well... even Horndog is smart enough to figure that one out. So fail it must and that calls for an operative with a special set of skills... Enter our hero Gatlin Fry a degenerate rat-fink turncoat the President can count on to bollix it all up.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>BUT WHAT IF IT GOES RIGHT BY MISTAKE?</strong></p><p> </p><p> Sweet justice awaits someone but who? All is revealed in this irreverent and wickedly funny satirical thriller.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>What readers are saying about The Day of the Ferret:</strong></p><p><br></p><p>Fans of Carl Hiaasen will especially enjoy this wacky romp.</p><p><br></p><p>Funny well-written and provocative.</p><p><br></p><p>Trust me you're going to love this book and have a bunch of laughs.</p><p><br></p><p>Unmissable... wonderful and entertaining satire.</p><p><br></p><p>Kind of a cross between SNL and Bill Maher.</p><p><br></p><p>Wacky irreverent bitingly funny.</p><p><br></p><p>Cleverly written... manages to walk the fine line between well-crafted satire and insults to the intelligence.</p><p><br></p>