The Diary of Clive Worthington-Spank

It’s Official* this is the world’s funniest book! Clive Worthington-Spank is an ex male model ex Racing car driver ex shark wrestler ex SAS soldier and will soon represent Australia at the Olympics in the Luge. He owns possibly the 42nd largest bicycle pump collection in the southern hemisphere and can be regularly found in the local park searching for dogs eggs. Join Clive in his adventures and delusions as he makes his way through society with the tact of a sledgehammer (*According to extensive research conducted by people in white lab coats)