The Dick Cheney Code: A Parody

A bestselling Harvard-bred humorist plans to knock out a slapdash quick-buck parody of a wildly successful head-spinning clue-laden thriller in a flagrant attempt to cash in on the publishing sensation of the decade but the tousle-haired satirists sleazy scheme goes awry when his two heroes -- beautiful brilliant Sandra Damsel and brawny brainy Professor William Franklin -- stumble on an explosive and frankly preposterous centuries-old secret that plunges them into a puzzle-packed plot-crammed prose-swollen Washington intrigue whose flabbergasting finale will determine the outcome of the 2004 presidential election. Cryptic praise for The Dick Cheney Code 1 1! (highest rating) -- The Fibonacci Report Hysterical! Lacey shirt! -- Anagram Monthly I laughed so hard I xxxxxx in my pants! -- Redacters Digest I bend over double! I hold my sides! I tickle my ribs! I slap my thighs! -- Mime Magazine Three syllables sounds like: Upper arm? Broken arm? Broken bone? Radius? Humerus? HUMOROUS! -- Charade Magazine Too funny for words! (9 letters starting with P ending in S) -- Acrostic Review