The Diva of Mud Flats

<p> Prima Donna Francesca Vittoria Agostina La Perla is an even bigger snob than her name might suggest. She earned the title of the greaatest soprano of the known universe and she expects the universe to treat her as a queen.</p><p></p><p>But when she is travelling to an empire known to love opera her tickets are unceremoniously voided and she gets dumped on a dusty dude ranch moon unable to access her funds. Being forced to live below her standards is bad enough but she finds herself targeted by gangsters who think they can collect a ransom for her.</p><p></p><p>This wacky romcom follows her rescue by an odd assortment of misfits including a down on his luck pirate and ends with her telling the emperor just what she thinks of his hospitality.</p><p> </p>