The Dragon Wasn't Supposed To Be There

<p>The Dragon Wasn't Supposed to Be There</p><p>Crimson Valor is a name known across the kingdoms-sung in ballads etched in stone and whispered with reverence.</p><p>Unfortunately this isn't <em>that</em> Crimson Valor.</p><p>This is the story of a very different group of adventurers. A mage whose spells never quite work. A rogue who can't sneak steal or lie without tripping over something. A cleric who blesses the wrong things (often by accident). A barbarian who drinks more than she rages. A bard with a talent for bad lyrics and worse timing. And a ranger who may or may not still be lost in the woods.</p><p>They were never meant to be heroes. They were barely meant to survive. But fate-or a bureaucratic mix-up-hands them a legendary name a dragon-sized misunderstanding and a chance at glory they have no business claiming.</p><p>When a golden dragon egg becomes the prize and an actual dragon becomes the problem the misfits set off on a sure thing quest that quickly spirals into fiery chaos mistaken identity and a lot of yelling. They're not ready. They're not equipped. They're not even qualified to work in retail.</p><p>But they are the only ones left standing.</p><p>A comedy of errors wrapped in chainmail and soaked in ale The Dragon Wasn't Supposed to Be There is a fast-paced laugh-out-loud fantasy adventure for fans of Terry Pratchett The Legend of Vox Machina and anyone who's ever critically failed at life-and kept going anyway.</p>