The Dude Mythology

If its been in a fairytale its been in Halden Laberges bed.Nymphs elves mermaids... Women of many races have come face-to-face with Haldens libido. In fact he lives on campus solely to pursue these exotic flings and his policy of always leaving the girl better off at the end of the night has safeguarded him from ever experiencing playboys guilt. But everything changes one day while crossing another species off of the list.Fairy enchantress Mac is wise to Haldens sneaky seduction tactics. And after spending one night with her he finds not only that Mac comes with strings attached but that shes pulling them to make him dance to her tune. Feeling used and betrayed he hatches a plan for revenge. Suddenly his game has become a cat and mouse game - a battle of the sexes where every smile and compliment hides an agenda.All the while Halden must keep peace within his group of male friends which includes a philosophical metalhead elf a poetically vulgar prankster and a socially inept half-human/half-dwarf. Throw in an irate professor a vampire-werewolf bromance alcohol archaic technology troublesome nostalgia mind-melting drugs and some cryptic paranormal tidings and Haldens college life is becoming a warzone.If he can keep his most trusted generals from tearing each other apart over typical guy drama he may just solve the mystery of Mac and survive his early twenties.(IngramSpark edition)