<p>Things should be looking up for lonely microbiologist Anthony Germaine. As science officer on an epoch-making journey into space he stands on the cusp of a discovery that could mark a new chapter in human history and propel his career into the stellar league.</p><p>But he is only a virtual entity in a spaceship&rsquo;s computer and his personality files are corrupt. Plagued with acne and obsessed with sex and death he can&rsquo;t keep his mind on the job or off the adorable chocolate addict Marlene.</p><p>With the computer due to switch itself off a week on Tuesday he has precious little time to answer the big questions of science belief and God win the heart of Marlene and find some spot lotion.</p><p>And to make matters worse someone or something is bumping off the rest of the crew.</p><p>The Everlasting Beyond of Eternal Happiness is a science-fiction comedy about sex death God and chocolate that will make you laugh cringe and hold on to your privates.</p>