The French Chateau Escape

<h2>Click: buy... a French chateau. Condition: 'may require improvement'...</h2><p>It seemed like a good idea. Selling everything we own. Just Mark and I swapping our tiny little terraced London home - and the heartbreak of not being able to start a family - for an entire chateau in the middle of France... This has always been our dream. And now it's coming true.</p><p>As I use the rusty key to open the big creaking wooden door of the tumbledown fairytale chateau that's officially our new home I wonder: what could possibly go wrong?</p><p>Turns out my grasp of the language isn't brilliant - and I've realised too late that I should really have got fluent before emigrating. But it turns out that the answer is '<em>le tout</em>'. In other words 'everything' than can go wrong will...</p><p>Will our marriage survive this adventure? With all the tumbling masonry will <em>we</em>?</p><p>As the French sun blazes overhead one thing's for sure: it's going to be a year to remember...</p>