The Glass Lady

Rapid Response Team Memorandum<br/>Top Secret/Do Not Photocopy<br/><br/>To: Strategic Defense Initiative Organization (SDIO)<br/>From: U.S. Space Defense Operations Center Colorado<br/>Situation Report: Unmanned Soviet Kvant-3 space laboratory destroyed by defective U.S. Orbital Weapons Platform. Communications inoperative. Soviet retaliation imminent unless immediate action taken.<br/>Target: U.S. Low-power Atmospheric Compensation Experiment (LACE)—the most powerful weapon in orbit. Equipped with SECRET hydrogen-fluoride five megawatt chemical laser LODE 4-meter firing mirror and Teal Ruby AFP-888 aiming mechanism.<br/>Current Status: 38 degree circular orbit at 130 nautical miles FULLY ARMED AND OUT OF CONTROL.<br/>Operation: U.S. astronauts Colonel William Parker and Lt. Commander Jacob Enright to fly Space Shuttle Endeavor in mission to deactivate LACE.<br/>Risk Factor: HIGH<br/>Special Orders: In event of mission failure U.S. shuttle crew to be terminated with EXTREME PREJUDICE.<br/>Brief: Presidential briefing NOT RECOMMENDED.