The God Wasn't Supposed To Be Helpless

<p>They've survived dragons ghosts and public acclaim. But nothing could prepare Crimson Valor for Guido-the sneezy static-prone intern mistaken for a thunder god.</p><p>Five years after accidentally becoming legends the world's most questionably qualified adventuring party is back-and just as baffled as ever. Their newest mission? Escort a fledgling deity with the confidence of a wet sock across half the continent and somehow deliver him safely to the divine bureaucracy that doesn't even want him anymore.</p><p>Along the way they'll get lost in magical snowstorms dodge romantically confused vampires go toe-to-toe with frost giants (again) and desperately try to keep Guido from electrocuting himself every time he hiccups. There's a haunted castle on fire (they won't talk about it) a cursed carnival some very judgmental pixies and a goose with an attitude problem.</p><p>Between accidental avalanches ghostly confrontations and questionable training montages <em>The God Wasn't Supposed to Be Helpless</em> is a chaotic heartfelt and absolutely ridiculous journey through a world that takes itself far more seriously than its heroes ever could.</p><p>It's not about saving the world. It's about <em>surviving it</em>-one misstep at a time.</p>