The Goods are Odd

<p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Taylor Burke's laugh-out-loud real-life account of online dating in Alaska offers a refreshing and raucous look at using dating apps in your 30s. Men and women will cringe and cry of laughter at the relatable horrors inside.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Taking inspiration from an old Alaskan saying The odds are good but the goods are odd author-reporter Taylor takes readers on a winding journey of real Tinder Hinge and Bumble profiles she's encountered in her quest to find love.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Broken into three parts Taylor covers how:</span></p><ul><li><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Your words are getting you no action. From hilarious to downright rude readers will revel in the awful bios Taylor has come across while swiping right (or in this case swiping left. Like a lot).</span></li><li><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>She's at a complete loss in some instances. Filled with colorful language part two of her book WHAT THE F&%$ AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? chronicles bios DMs and more of conversation enders confusing limericks and sub-par language capabilities.</span></li><li><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Many of the issues brought up on Tinder would be better suited for therapy. Surprisingly revealing bios lead to Alaskan men airing their grievances about past relationships promising they're looking for friends I swear! and including downright off-putting information.</span></li></ul><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Perfect as a coffee table staple and book to gift to your single friends </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The Goods Are Odd</em><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> promises a droll commentary on the comical disturbing and Wild West-esque landscape of online dating in your 30s.</span></p>