The Gospel According to Cat

<p><b>In the beginning there was Meow.</b><br /><br />And Meow was with Cat. And Cat was the Creator.<br /><br /><br /><br />Dive into the divine tale of <i>The Gospel According to Cat</i> - a hilarious illustrated parody that blends feline ego cosmic curiosity real science and laugh-out-loud wisdom into one unforgettable book.<br /><br /><br /><br /><b>🐾 Perfect for:</b><br /><br />• Cat lovers who know who's really in charge<br /><br />• Fans of religious satire and parody (à la <i>The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster</i>)<br /><br />• Curious kids tweens and adults who love science served with sarcasm<br /><br />• Gift-givers searching for something truly original<br /><br /><br /><br /><b>🧠 A Cat Who Preaches... Science?!</b><br /><br />Yes. Between celestial prophecies and divine meows this Gospel slips in real science facts about the universe evolution and human history - in the curious and clever tone of Bill Bryson or Neil deGrasse Tyson... if they had whiskers.<br /><br /><br /><br /><b>📚 Inside You'll Find:</b><br /><br />• Full-color illustrations of divine feline revelations<br /><br />• Scientific side-notes explained with humor and clarity<br /><br />• A parody gospel that reads like sacred text - if it were written by a cat<br /><br /><br /><br />Whether you're 10 or 110 if you've ever questioned who really rules the cosmos (spoiler: it's cats) this book is your new favorite sacred scroll.<br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Praise be the Purr. Get your copy now and enter the Kingdom of Meow.</b></p>