The Grandpa Gang

<p><em>The Grandpa Gang</em>.</p><p><br><strong>They planned the heist between bingo and the early bird special. In Florida the most dangerous criminals are the ones who need a nap before noon.</strong></p><p>When a professional multi-million-dollar bank robbery rocks the sleepy fishing town of Cedar Key the cops blame a phantom crew from Miami. </p><p>But private investigator <strong>Gumbo Malone</strong> isn't so sure. The clues don't point to slick organized crime; they point to orthopedic shoes the faint smell of arthritis cream and a getaway vehicle that probably has a top speed of 15 mph. </p><p>His investigation leads him to the last place anyone would look: the Sunset Palms Retirement Community.</p><p>There he finds his suspects: a crew of four senior citizens who've swapped their shuffleboard cues for shotguns. Led by a mastermind who runs the operation with the ruthless efficiency of a condo board president this geriatric gang-featuring a wheelchair-bound safecracker a hot-rodding getaway driver with a lead foot and a lookout who can't hear a thing-has just pulled off the heist of the century. </p><p>They didn't do it for the money. They did it because they were bored.</p><p>But their little adventure has kicked a hornet's nest. The robbery has attracted the unwanted attention of a furious <strong>Miami mob boss</strong> who thinks his territory has been invaded a deadly-serious <strong>cartel sicario</strong> missing a very important package and an inept bounty hunter who keeps getting distracted by the community potluck dinners. </p><p>Soon Gumbo is the only thing standing between the world's most unlikely heist crew and a full-scale turf war erupting next to the water aerobics pool.</p><p>If you're looking for a <strong>laugh-out-loud funny mystery</strong> packed with <strong>quirky characters</strong> <strong>absurd situations</strong> and a plot that twists faster than a golf cart chase your next favorite read has arrived. This is the perfect book for anyone who loves a <strong>weird Florida mystery</strong> a <strong>humorous amateur sleuth novel</strong> or a story that proves you're never too old to raise a little hell.</p>