The Great Sandwich Heist

<p><strong>The Great Sandwich Heist: How One Man's Lunch Became the Crime of the Century</strong><br> </p><p><strong>One missing sandwich. Twenty suspects. Zero chill.</strong></p><p>At Blandsville Corporate where mediocrity is a lifestyle and the biggest thrill is getting the elevator to yourself tragedy strikes someone has stolen Bob Pennington's lunch. And not just any lunch-a perfectly constructed turkey provolone mustard-on-rye masterpiece. To the untrained eye it's a sandwich. To Bob it's sacred.</p><p>What begins as a mild inconvenience soon escalates into the most ridiculous office investigation of the century. As Bob spirals into full detective mode-complete with interrogation charts condiment analysis and security footage rewinds-he uncovers far more than he bargained for. Snack smuggling rings. Suspicious interns. Vending machine conspiracies. And possibly... himself?</p><p><strong>Told across 20 hilariously absurd chapters</strong> <em>The Great Sandwich Heist</em> is a laugh-out-loud workplace comedy and mystery spoof that turns a stolen lunch into corporate legend.</p><p><strong>Why You Must Read This Book:</strong></p><ul><li>If you've ever labeled your lunch and still feared for its life</li><li>If office politics HR meetings and passive-aggressive fridge notes make you chuckle</li><li>If you enjoy stories that escalate from mildly annoying to gloriously unhinged</li><li>If you just want something flat-out funny fast-paced and slightly ridiculous</li></ul><p><strong>Who This Book Is For:</strong><br>Adults who love workplace satire absurd humor quirky characters and mystery tropes turned upside-down. Fans of <em>The Office</em> <em>Parks and Recreation</em> or Carl Hiaasen-style comedy will feel right at home.</p><p>So grab your sandwich (guard it with your life) and dive into a mystery where lunch isn't just food-it's destiny.</p>