The Greatest Novel Ever Written

Be The First Kid On Your Block To Have The Greatest Novel Ever Written.Now In 3-D!Defies Categorization--In A Genre All Its Own. A Roman A Clef? Not Quite. Think Keyless Entry. The Plot? A Gradually Increasing Realization That It Is Coming To No Rational Conclusion. Essentially Just A Loosely Related Series Of Supposedly Humorous Vignettes.You'Re A Baby Boomer A Former Baseball Player An Ex-Private Detective And Worked On A Presidential Campaign. You'Re Married With Two Kids. Who Are You? I Don'T Know But I Think You'Re In This Book. This Is About You And How You Got Here. And Remember That Vasectomy? Yup. It'S In Here.