<p>Laughter guaranteed with <i>The Ha Ha Bonk Book</i> by Janet and Allan Ahlberg - jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your dad, your mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as: <br><br><i>What goes ha ha bonk? </i><br><i>A man laughing his head off.</i><br><br>and<br><br><i>What goes 99 bonk? </i><br><i>A centipede with a wooden leg</i><br><br>and<br><br><i>What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt?</i><br><i>A bad golfer</i><br><br>and lots more besides!<br><br>This is an all-time classic favourite joke book for all the family to enjoy.<br><br>Allan Ahlberg - a former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger - is in the super-league of children's writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them <i>Each Peach Pear Plum</i>, <i>Peepo!</i>, <i>Burglar Bill </i>and <i>The Jolly Postman</i>. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.</p>
<p>Laughter guaranteed with <i>The Ha Ha Bonk Book</i> by Janet and Allan Ahlberg - jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your dad, your mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as: <br><br><i>What goes ha ha bonk? </i><br><i>A man laughing his head off.</i><br><br>and<br><br><i>What goes 99 bonk? </i><br><i>A centipede with a wooden leg</i><br><br>and<br><br><i>What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt?</i><br><i>A bad golfer</i><br><br>and lots more besides!<br><br>This is an all-time classic favourite joke book for all the family to enjoy.<br><br>Allan Ahlberg - a former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger - is in the super-league of children's writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them <i>Each Peach Pear Plum</i>, <i>Peepo!</i>, <i>Burglar Bill </i>and <i>The Jolly Postman</i>. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.</p>