The Happenstances at the Yellow County Community Swim and Racquet Club the Summer Before Last: 1

Dont worry as long as Im alive and raising h-e-double diving boards those rat bastards arent gonna touch us trust me. I love this place too much not to fight for it. Set the summer before last around a series of happenstances at a community swim and racquet club in Yellow County The Happenstances at the Yellow County Community Swim and Racquet Club the Summer Before Last is a bittersweet nostalgic but comic novella about a team of misfits including a loser who secretly lives in the guard house of the club a struggling artist with webbed toes a timid teen with a concave chest and the beautiful heiress of the Comfort Inn fortune. They have to win the impending Tri-County Relay Race and save the club from being run by a management company that only cares about money. The management company hires an opposing relay team of ringers including a girl with a prosthetic dorsal fin and a man named Carmichael Schmelps who looks suspiciously like a certain Olympic gold medalist.