The Hensworth Brothers

<p>Rathwaite Hensworth is my brother.</p><p>He killed or mortally wounded them three yellow-back-striped cowardly woman killers in repetitive explosive bursts. He shot two through their hearts and one through the lung.</p><p>An impressive exhibition of gunplay so say the drinkers at Failorrs Saloon.</p><p>Them three churlish men was so dispatched for bushwhacking our mother the widow Missus Delores Hensworth.</p><p>This way laying was a response to the convoluted circumstances stemming from her plunging her kitchen knife into the eyeball with following travel through into the brain of one Carroll Roudell.</p><p>Carroll's folks saddled him with a girl's name at least a portion of the local townsfolk inhabiting Montalba Texas share this opinion.</p><p>Of course such townsfolk is ignorant of European male Christian names.</p><p>Our mother in a flash of lucidity offed Mister Roudell in so far as he in a manner both dastardly and unmerciful heaped torment on my brother and herself.</p><p>There... you've the short if'n you want the long... We'll go on.</p>