The HOA Chronicles

<p></p><p>Billie Mae has reached her limit. Sick of neighbors ignoring the rules calling her Billie Goat while bleating and generally making her life a spectacle she decides it's time to take action. Armed with a slingshot paintball gun and a bear trap she tries to keep everyone in line. But the real struggle? Keeping ahold of her dentures. Each time they go flying her life just gets tougher.</p><p></p><p>Dubbed Charlie's Angels the three old women of Ravenswood never intend to kickstart a drug trade with aging pickleball players. They also don't plan on setting their vintage shop ablaze befriending a retired circus monkey or throwing a coming-out fashion show for a neighbor.</p><p></p><p>Angelo DiNapoli an overweight chef without a restaurant is locked in a never-ending battle with hemorrhoids. Growing up as a butcher's son he dreams of culinary fame by experimenting with livestock he buys and eventually well butchers. Little does he know his mother will beat him to it.</p><p></p><p>Dick Gable needs more money. Growing up cheating and scamming he sees becoming the HOA board president as the ultimate con-a chance to exploit a neighborhood full of gullible homeowners. His greed knows no bounds and he relishes the thought of manipulating everyone for his own gain. But he doesn't count on working with a menagerie of idiots. His vice president a narcissist with a passive-aggressive streak is obsessed with his five Chihuahuas; his secretary has a vindictive personality and a scandalous past; and his treasurer can't count to save her life.</p><p></p><p>Enter Stella Edwards a seasoned professional new to property management. Suddenly Dick's grand plans for unapproved amenities embezzlement and illegal shenanigans start to crumble faster than a stale cookie at a bake sale.</p><p></p><p>This hilarious tale of mismanagement mishaps and mayhem proves that in the end there really is such a thing as karma-and it's got quite a sense of humor.</p>