The Hot Mess and the Heartthrob

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>He could have the world yet he's looking at me like I <em>am</em> his world.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>You don't know me but you </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>do</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)> know me. I'm your neighborhood hot mess single mom doing my best to keep my head above water while running my little slice of heaven and keeping my youngest from shoving marbles up his nose which is exactly what he's doing the first time Levi Wilson pop star god world's sexiest man and my all-time number one celebrity obsession walks into my bookstore.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Related: I'm writing this from beyond the grave because I've died of mortification and am now residing in an alternate universe.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>I have to be.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Because Levi Wilson </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>came back</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>And we had a moment.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Like a </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>moment</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)> moment. The kind that makes me remember that adult pleasure isn't all about hoping the lock holds in the bathroom so your kids don't interrupt on the rare occasion you feel like taking an extra-long mommy-time shower.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>So when he proposes a no-strings fling?</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Count. Me. In.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Thrill of a lifetime right?</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Surely nothing will go wrong...</span></p><p><br></p><p><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>The Hot Mess and the Heartthrob is a rockin' fun sexy romantic comedy featuring a celebrity panty-melter who doesn't know what he's been missing a sassy single mom hanging on by a string three adorable children who would never burst in on a woman when she's on a toilet (ha!) and shameless ovary-busting moments between a guy who never thought he'd be a dad and a family who thought they got along just fine without him. It stands alone and comes complete with a happily-ever-after. </em></p>