The Ivy League Impostor: How I Bluffed My Way Through Princeton and Yale

In this comedic novel set on the Princeton University campus Jonathan Bernstein explores the nature of privilege love sex and religion. This faux-memoir is told by Thurston Green - your typical party-going Princeton University sophomore. What makes Thurston unique is that hes not actually a college student at all. Arriving on campus to drop off a package Thurston finds an inviting world of privilege and transforms himself from delivery man into a popular undergraduate student. As Thurston searches for love and sex at Princeton he befriends a range of brilliant students from orthodox Jews to WASPs from bookish loners to sex therapist Dr. Ruth. Attracted to his charming boyish demeanor these new friends confide in Thurston revealing their own secrets deceptions and romantic struggles. In this funny out-of-the-box guide to making it in the Ivy League follow Thurstons coming of age journey to become worthy of the fraudulent life he manages to carve out for himself in the Ivy League. Featuring an all star cast including: Noam Chomskys daughterAn imaginary porn starThe Rabbis daughter who ate treifThe Princeton intramural ping-pong championPenns most conflicted studentThe President of Yale