The Johnny Moped Files

<p><br></p><p>Johnny Moped is pursued by Insurance Agents who wish him to sign the new premiums to rebuild his house. To escape he takes a canal holiday and discovers his mother is a vampire.</p><p>Hieronymus Calmly is pursued by Count Vlad Orlok to sign the Patents of Vampiric Nobility over to him. This is a surprise to both of them because neither have vampiric tendencies.</p><p>Orlok encourages the LGWTQ+Z communities to rise up as the world descends into WW3.</p><p>And deep in the Marianna Trench the Engineer has awoken.</p><p>Johnny Moped (Investigator Extraordinaire) and Sir Hieronymus Calmly (Professor of Perplexing Complexity) reluctantly save the world once again.</p><p><br></p>