The Joint of No Return

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Star Trek meets Cheech & Chong!</em></strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> - #1 INTERGALACTIC BESTSELLING author Tom Sadira invites you to take a trip to the farthest reaches of outer space in this hilarious sci-fi adventure saga.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law.</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> He's spent the last year in hiding cultivating one last harebrained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he's about to cash in his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants he finds himself swept up in a cosmic struggle to free Earth from the clutches of secret alien overlords.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Starseed</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>-a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre life forms-from a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth's orbit?</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>More importantly before he decides anything does he have time to light one up?</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>INTERPLANETARY PRAISE FOR <em>FAR OUT CHRONICLES</em>:</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>????? Tom Sadira's </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Far Out Chronicles</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> has restored the galaxy's faith in Earth's ability to produce fresh and riveting science fiction. Without it the Council would have demolished that dirty backwater planet long ago. - </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Emperor Izzug Brutag of the 713th Galactic Council</em></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>????? The fast-paced imaginative storytelling really helps get things moving during the weeks-long excretion rituals of Alpha Orionis if ya know what I mean. - </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Blek Ylp custodial engineer in the Betelgeuse system</em></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>????? The rip-roaring adventure series </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Far Out Chronicles</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> kept the G'wark species distracted long enough for us to complete our weapon and wipe out their homeworld. Thanks Earthling! - </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Commander Zrauvvurbu of the Essari Rebellion</em></p><p></p><p></p>