The Joy of Smoking

Ladies: if you want to discover the fountain of youth the secret of eternal beauty QUIT SMOKING ... NOW! Men: If you want to delay the dreaded E.D. ~~ QUIT SMOKING ... NOW! I would like to thank all of the thousands of smokers who have inspired me to quit smoking. With their incessant hacking coughing wheezing spitting snorting barking choking gagging and convulsing they remain a constant reminder of what a stinky stupid messy inconvenient expensive tedious tiresome noxious annoying bothersome dirty inconsiderate habit smoking actually is. They are a true inspiration. A MUST READ FOR ANYONE WHO REALLY WANTS TO QUIT!