The Killer Cat's Birthday Bash

<p>Okay, okay. So spank my furry little bum. I held a party.<br><br>It was my <i>birthday</i>. How was <i>I </i>supposed to know it wouldn't be the only party around town on that dark and dreary Halloween night?<br><br>So things ended up in a bit of a mess. (Well, more than a mess, really. A complete disaster.) But it was not my fault so don't blame <i>me </i>. . .</p> <p>Okay, okay. So spank my furry little bum. I held a party.<br><br>It was my <i>birthday</i>. How was <i>I </i>supposed to know it wouldn't be the only party around town on that dark and dreary Halloween night?<br><br>So things ended up in a bit of a mess. (Well, more than a mess, really. A complete disaster.) But it was not my fault so don't blame <i>me </i>. . .</p>