The Lesbian Housewyfe - Bigger Broader Delightfuller

<p>Do you have a friend who drops by for a chit-chat and makes you chuckle-snort your tea all over your heirloom tablecloth? Well you do now! Say hello to the Lesbian Housewyfe and store Grandma's linens in a safe place before you start reading.</p><p>This hilarious and heartwarming essay collection could only drop out of the brain of a 50+ lesbian with expert-level housewife skills classic book and movie recommendations and advice like eat the whole cookie and how to survive the holidays without getting drunk. </p><p></p><p>Laugh along with the Bigger Broader Delightfuller Lesbian Housewyfe!</p><p></p><p>Perfect for any trip to the toilet. - Josephine Baker</p><p>I wrote this first. - Sappho</p><p>If Hick had housewifed like this we never would have broken up. - Eleanor Roosevelt</p><p>Who knew an old lesbian could be this funny? What a smart purchase! - Your Future Self</p><p></p>