The Lestrygonians

<p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Prepare yourself for 76 pages of laughs and mystery!</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>You'll get ...</span></p><ul><li><em>Chills!</em> An undertaker is called upon to track down a mysterious headless<strong><em> CORPSE!</em></strong></li><li><em>Cuteness! </em>A surly bike-riding sasquatch and his cat.</li><li><em>Bravery! </em>An armless barber takes up a campaign to save a <strong>doomed</strong> tree!</li><li>And at least a little bit more! Including ...</li><li><strong><em>TRAGEDY!!</em></strong>  An innocent bystander gets transformed into a chicken.</li></ul><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>See what the critics are saying:</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I don't get it. -Author's mom. She always wants him to draw nice stuff.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I can't believe people pay money for this sort of thing when there are so many shows to watch these days. -Benji. Right head of the double-minded man.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Worthy of a spot within easy reach of your toilet ... in case of you're out of toilet paper. -Jerry. Owner Jerry's Service Station.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Bocky cluck bock bock. -Flash. A guy who got turned into a chicken.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>This book changed my life. I'll never look at pancakes the same way again. -The Semicolon Man. Ultra-runner.</span></p>