The Life and Amours of the Beautiful Gay and Dashing Kate Percival

I am about to do a bold thing. I am about to give to the world the particulars of a life fraught with incident and adventure. I am about to lift the veil from the most voluptuous scenes. I shall disguise nothing conceal nothing but shall relate everything that has happened to me just as it occurred. I am what is called a woman of pleasure and have drained its cup to the very dregs. I have the most extraordinary scenes to depict but although I shall place everything before the reader in the most explicit language I shall be careful not to wound his or her sense of decency by the use of coarse words feeling satisfied there is more charm in a story decently told than in the bold unblushing use of term which ought never to sully a womans lips.