The Lightbridge Method

<p><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Safety checks ... </em></p><p><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>purely optional  </em></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Twins Jonathon and Nickolas Milarum work for </span>Qurkition<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> galaxy's largest children's entertainment company IAFE. They are its worst employees. They are also flat broke supremely bored and dislike children. Quite the trifecta considering their family owns the business in question - It's All for Effect.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>When a glitch in the IAFE booking system gives the brothers the chance to take on a profitable though questionable side-hustle - event managing the largest celebration that Zertian 11 has ever seen - they jump at the chance to clear their mountain of debt. The fact that the gig is to celebrate a ruthless criminal overlord's birth-cycle day oh that and his triumph over a rival mob family is of minor concern as ethics had left that building long ago.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Joined by their new apprentice </span>Berkely Bing-Beekeson <span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>and their spaceship's gambling junkie computer M011y the brothers set out to seek their fame and fortune in the event entertainment business.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>What could go wrong? </span></p>