The Lighter Side Of Cruising Part One

<p>The Lighter Side of Cruising Part One: A Comedic Guide to Maritime Misadventures.</p><p> </p><p>Welcome aboard you brave soul! Whether you're a salty sea dog or a landlubber prepare to embark on a voyage of laughter and maritime mischief with yours truly Steve Barker your self-proclaimed cruise comedian and master of comedic cruises. I assure you that this journey will be anything but a 'titanic' snooze fest!</p><p> </p><p>This book is a delightful blend of helpful hints mischievous tales and knee-slapping moments all revolving around the enchanting realm of cruising. Imagine sailing the high seas with a grin on your face and a cocktail in your hand without the queasiness and awkward captain's dinners. From the thrill of finding the perfect deck chair (hint: steer clear of the one next to the wailing toddler) to the dangers of indulging at the midnight chocolate feast I'm here to spill the beans.</p><p> </p><p>Forget the stuffy serious guides-this book is about living the cruise adventure through my eyes in all its chaotic and side-splitting glory. It's your personal roadmap to savouring every wave of your cruise adventure with a mix of practical advice and humorous escapades that you won't find anywhere else.</p><p>Joking aside but only for a moment there is a bit at the back to help those who haven't cruised before to choose their own misadventures.</p><p> </p><p>So get ready to laugh learn and maybe even snort your piña colada out of your nose. Welcome to the lighter side of cruising!</p><p> </p><p>Bon voyage!</p>