The Little Black Book of Retirement Wisdom

<p><em>The Little Black Book of Retirement Wisdom</em> is the complete handbook of retirement wisdom past and present. This leisurely read contains a huge collection of amusing quotes from Betty White Elon Musk Mark Twain Brett Favre Joan Rivers Dr. Dre George Foreman and many more. It is intended for all retirees and anyone considering the Big R.</p><p> </p><p>For those contemplating life after work herein you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational retirement quotes from some of history's greatest thinkers. It was written by award-winning author Mike Kowis Esq.</p><p> </p><p>Chapters include:</p><p>Introduction</p><p>Famous Sayings</p><p>Wisecracks</p><p>By Definition</p><p>New Purpose</p><p>Freedom</p><p>Nest Egg</p><p>Second Childhood</p><p>Dying Wish</p><p>Heavenly Advice</p><p>Decisions Decisions</p><p>Regrets</p><p>Never!</p><p>Showbiz </p><p>Miscellaneous </p><p>Conclusion</p><p> </p><p>Words from well-known humorists politicians entrepreneurs professional athletes comedians celebrities and the <em>Bible</em> make up this diverse assortment of 501 memorable bite-sized quotations about retirement.</p><p> </p><p>When a man retires his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money. - <em>Chi Chi Rodriguez</em> </p><p> </p><p>Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. And retirement? It's the perfect time for daring. - <em>Helen Keller</em></p><p> </p><p>Today more people believe in UFOs than believe that Social Security will take care of their retirement. - <em>Scott Cook</em></p><p> </p><p>A grand adventure is about to begin. - <em>Winnie-the-Pooh</em></p><p> </p><p>You can retire from a job but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - <em>Stephen Covey</em></p>