The Little Town of Marrowville

<p><b>*A hilarious, dark adventure for kids and adults!*</b><br><br><b>'A book aimed at kids that captures youthful humour perfectly. By which we mean it's energetic, weird, and delightfully disgusting - 10/10' <i>Starbust Magazine</i></b><br><br><b>'The bloodthirsty, heartfelt romp your brutal inner child craves' <i>BlizzardComedy</i></b><br><br>In a town surrounded by deadly mist, and filled with oddities, two young siblings become orphans.<br><br>And that's the best thing that's happened to them all day.<br><br>Howard Howard was a Wrecker (a brute and bully by profession) who was brutal and bullish to his children - Aubrey and Aubrey's Sister. Howard Howard deserved to be turned into mince, and thanks to a mysterious duo called The Grinders, that's exactly what happened to Howard Howard. <br><br>Hunted by the police and their father's gang of Wreckers, the siblings find some new friends to help keep them safe: a talented burglar named Charlie (who has no bones, but a great moustache) and a sword-wielding assassin named Calo (who has a sword, duh.) <br><br>In a town already revelling in its own chaos and with new dangers around every corner, Aubrey's Sister and Aubrey stumble into a world of secrets, myths and monsters.</p> <p><b>*A hilarious, dark adventure for kids and adults!*</b><br><br><b>'A book aimed at kids that captures youthful humour perfectly. By which we mean it's energetic, weird, and delightfully disgusting - 10/10' <i>Starbust Magazine</i></b><br><br><b>'The bloodthirsty, heartfelt romp your brutal inner child craves' <i>BlizzardComedy</i></b><br><br>In a town surrounded by deadly mist, and filled with oddities, two young siblings become orphans.<br><br>And that's the best thing that's happened to them all day.<br><br>Howard Howard was a Wrecker (a brute and bully by profession) who was brutal and bullish to his children - Aubrey and Aubrey's Sister. Howard Howard deserved to be turned into mince, and thanks to a mysterious duo called The Grinders, that's exactly what happened to Howard Howard. <br><br>Hunted by the police and their father's gang of Wreckers, the siblings find some new friends to help keep them safe: a talented burglar named Charlie (who has no bones, but a great moustache) and a sword-wielding assassin named Calo (who has a sword, duh.) <br><br>In a town already revelling in its own chaos and with new dangers around every corner, Aubrey's Sister and Aubrey stumble into a world of secrets, myths and monsters.</p>