The Lost and Found

You'Ve Heard Of A Fairy. You'Ve Heard Of An Elf. You'Ve Heard Of A Dwarf But Not Of One Such As Myself. I'M Small And Magical. And I Am A Frit. My Only Magic Is To Make You Forget Your Keys Your Cell Phone Your Book Bag Too. I Know This Causes Problems But I Have Problems Just Like You. I Can'T Get Back Into The Magic Forest (The Home Of All Magic Kind). They Won'T Let Us Back In So Here Is What We Must Find. A Way To Regain Our Status As The Most Ancient Magical Creatures Of All And As You Hear Our Story You Will Have A Ball. You Don'T Want To Miss A Leprechaun Or Being Chased By Evil Gnomes. You'Ll Want To Hear All About It How We Sneak Back Into Our Rightful Homes. So Make Sure You Turn To The Public Access Channel At 7:59. You'Ll Hear Amry Report It All Line By Horrible Line.