The Love Song of Lancelot Biggs

<p>Well it's just like I told you. The last time you friends dopes and country hicks lent me your ears I said the Saturn was scheduled for an ordinary routine commonplace cargo shuttle to Uranus. But I also hunched it that inasmuch as my screwball pal Lt. Lancelot Biggs was treading the bridge almost anything was rather more than likely to happen. </p><p>And I was right. Only even in my wildest nightmares I didn't have any idea what was going to be chucked at us when we laid our lumbering old space-freighter down in the cradle at Sun City spaceport. You see the Saturn shuttles back and forth between the planets of the solar system carrying everything and anything. </p><p>When you carry cargoes like that you often find yourself loaded up with plenty of trouble and I don't mean maybe! And with Lancelot Biggs those cargoes can do things</p>